The Guru Slapper - $0 Cost-Per-Click Or Its Free!

The Guru Slapper - $0 Cost-Per-Click Or Its Free!

Last updated: 7/2008

"STOP THE MADNESS!"
( Previously Unknown Methods, Tricks and Powerhouse Marketing Techniques The Gurus Desperately Try To Keep From You!!!!)

How YOU can
cash in on the
internet guru secrets that have
made them millions!

DEAR INTERNET MARKETER...

My name is Anthony Tomei and I have sat back and watched as a handful of so called internet gurus wreaked havoc upon the internet marketing community selling their lies as expertise. I have witnessed the biggest scams I have ever seen sold as marketing truth as the bank accounts of many were emptied by internet gurus who have sold their souls to the internet god of money.

It has reached the heights of all time perversity as I watch day after day as another self annointed guru launches a new product or service online designed to benefit themselves and keep you from the inner sanctum of secrets they use behind your back to extract millions from thousands of unsuspecting victims.

But please, don't take my word for it. Just look at your bank account and think about all the times you bought some over-hyped product with fancy dazzling graphics that made you think it was worth gold. How many times have you read an e book only to be sadly disappointed? How about shelling out over $1000 dollars for some software that didn't work? Are you starting to see it now?

Criminal Mass Mind Control!

Yes. You are or have been a victim of what the experts on mind control call "Illusionary Realism" This is what happens when a person gives his or her mind over to a host (internet guru) and allow their minds to be open to suggestion (hype) and give their control over to an outside force. It's almost criminal.

Magicians use this to create the illusion of magic to their audience and for a brief moment the minds of their entire audience are in their full control.

Colors, website graphics, and fake testimonials all create the illusion that a product is much more than it usually is. You have been victimized but yet you still hold on to that next product launch in hopes it is finally what you've been looking for so you can start making the money you only see in screenshots on numerous websites all over the internet. Have you figured this out yet?

7 Lies The Gurus Love To Tell!

List Building

The facts are that the average guy online cannot build a list of 400,000 subscribers because the internet gurus leave out one little tiny important detail when they sell you their list building crap. This one little tiny detail means all the difference! Behind this page you'll learn exactly what it is they won't tell you!

Traffic

Get this... when you're dealing with internet gurus they will always give you the most basic ways to generate traffic. The problem with this is they know more but they won't tell you what they know. This keeps you dependant on them alone while they get to enjoy untold numbers of record breaking traffic spikes that result in a record number of sales and subscribers. I will show you what they won't!

Network Marketing

Sure, there is some serious money to be made in network marketing and you must use duplication to succeed. Isn't that what you're always told? When I show you how all the top mlm and network marketers are doing it without lifting a finger you will probably be very angry. Everything you've been told so far is nothing but pure lies. You'll find out the reality of it all behind this page!

Income Claims

I know, when you see "Screen Capture Income Proof" You probably wonder just how in the hell is it possible to make those crazy amounts the gurus love to brag about. Remember the old saying? If it looks too good to be true then it probably is? Well, that saying is 300% true!!! One such guru even got shut down by the FTC because his false income claims and can no longer sell his flagship product anymore. Can you say Busted?

Hype

This is probably one of the biggest ways the internet gurus hoodwink their victims. They use a lot of hype and get their guru pals to forge false testimonials designed to make their products look as though it is worth ten times more than what it is really worth. It's politics 101, one rubs the back of the other for a promise to mail to their list or vice versa. Am I saying all testimonials are faked? NO. But the great majority are!

Joint Ventures

This is HUGE. Think about it... They say you can get a big shot online to mail your product out to their huge list which could result in massive sales but what they don't tell you is unless you actually know this person or have become really good friends with them your chances are little to none! I will show you how you can litterally build yourself a JV list without the help of these gurus and still get the same results if not better! You don't need them to succeed!

Seminars

This really sucks if you are a beginner and end up spending $5,000 or more to attend what I like to call "The Great Credit Cranium Suck" This is where you are convinced that if you attend their expensive seminar that you will leave knowing all there is to know about making millions online. The reality is they put on a big show in a fancy hotel, make you pay extra for your room and airfare there and back plus... They don't even feed you! Then they get up on stage and talk about a lot of nothing (more hyperbole) and at the very end they hit you up for your credit card for their new and upcoming product!!!! Huh?

They're Making Millions While YOU Struggle!
Look, I could go on and on... but why make you read a long and drawn out sales letter when I'm not trying to convince you of anything? That's right, there's absolutely no hype here! Just content rich profit pulling information for you to devour and be in the know just 5 minutes from now!

100% REAL Testimonials From 100% REAL People...

"Genius!"

Free Traffic for the same keywords people pay 1.00 or more for! Yeah right, but when the Guru Slapper showed me people using his exact tactics on me in my market I was sold and off to the races. Genius!
If you find yourself lucky enough to have found this product, get it! ( Just don't use it on me : ))

- Daegan Smith
DaeganSmith.com

"I Am So Glad I Purchased It"

Hi Anthony,
Your "Guru Slapper" product is phenomenal!

The information that you give is not only eye opening as to how the REAL money is made, but it sets the users of the "Guru Slapper" on the straight path to finally earning income.

You make it simple and show us the way to build a marketing empire! I am so glad I purchased it.

- Kem Muhammad
KemMuhammad.com

"This is Great Stuff Man!"

Hey Anthony,

This is great stuff man! You make it simple and straight to the point so anyone can do this! I am more than confident that anyone, including newbies that are now struggling will indeed have an unfair advantage online.

- T.M. Harris
TMHarris.net

"The Most Ingenious Thing On The Market!"

Hi Anthony,
I think this is the most ingenious thing on the market today! As someone who has only gotten their feet wet in affiliate marketing I wish this had come out sooner! I managed to make more in one week that I could make previously online. Great work!

- Keith Boisvert
Keithboisvert.com

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Now's YOUR chance to "SLAP THE GURUS!"
For the first time on the internet I've revealed a lot of what the internet gurus do to make their millions online. Don't be fooled, this is no ordinary product. This product is getting people excited because the truth has finally been revealed!

This ain't NO
ordinary product
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Here's Why So Many People Are Excited...

I Show You How Gurus Build A list Of 400,000 People!

I Show You How Gurus Get Tons Of Free Targeted Traffic!

I Show You How To Make Money Using Their Names!

I Show You How Gurus Build Massive Downlines Overnite!

I Show You My Hidden $0 Cost Per Click Method Too!